Waterfall 2006

March 19, 2006 by Artem

A great sample of satire: Waterfall 2006 conference.

After years of being disparaged by some in the software development community, the waterfall process is back with a vengeance. You've always known a good waterfall-based process is the right way to develop software projects. Come to the Waterfall 2006 conference and see how a sequential development process can benefit your next project. Learn how slow, deliberate handoffs (with signatures!) between groups can slow the rate of change on any project so that development teams have more time to spend on anticipating user needs through big, upfront design.

Attend these valuable tutorials:
- Eliminating Collaboration: Get More Done Alone by Jean Tabaka
- Making Outsourcing Work: One Team Member per Continent by Babu Bhat
- User Stories and Other Lies Users Tell Us by Mike Cohn
- FIT Testing In When You Can; Otherwise Skip It by Ward Cunningham
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